kellyoxford:

More “texts from Jenny”

kellyoxford:

More “texts from Jenny”

soupsoup:

Every year.

soupsoup:

Every year.

meme-meme:

Bitches.

meme-meme:

Bitches.

Right now this very scene is being repeated in thousands of Starbucks all over the country

  • BLUE BLAZER GUY 1: You guys are on Macs now?
  • BLUE BLAZER GUY 2: Yeah, we're slowly switching over. But we still use PowerPoint.
  • BLUE BLAZER GUY 1: Well, we brought our portion of the deck in PDF, think we can import that?
  • BARISTA: TRIPLE GRANDE NON-FAT LATTE FOR BILL? BILL?
  • BLUE BLAZER GUY 1: Yeah, not sure how to do that. Do you have a thumb drive?
  • BLUE BLAZER GUY 2: Sure, let me check my bag
  • BLUE BLAZER GUY 3: Oh, hey guys. How's it going.
  • BLUE BLAZER GUY 2: Good. Wait, should we just present the deck off your laptop?
  • BARISTA: VENTI PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE FOR ANNA? ANNA? AND A GRANDE COFFEE FRAPPUCINO FOR MARIO? MARIO?
  • BLUE BLAZER GUY 1: Sure, I mean I guess we could do that. Are you driving or am I driving?
  • BLUE BLAZER GUY 3: The deck?
  • BLUE BLAZER GUY 2: Yeah, the deck.
  • BLUE BLAZER GUY 3: Whatever, I'm fine. Let's use my machine.
  • BARISTA: GRANDE NON-FAT DECAF VANILLA ICED LATTE FOR ELIZABETH?
Jose doesn’t think this is funny.

Jose doesn’t think this is funny.

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